tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-378141992024-03-19T09:32:18.407-03:00Teobaldo HPRenanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.comBlogger1196125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-5123445506855373492023-10-31T14:09:00.001-03:002023-10-31T14:09:06.571-03:00Melhor fantasia de Halloween<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK9c_PmoZBAiQ38CwsK61Rop-iMyt5yOv0d6VtmhJXRiZzQ-pWlttGB7WG39NGmUucPR_VReNffzxSYAU5vHVRw5fBDrTAnNwVHMMOCgZMeNoXXAudQR7NOnBvjQPsseH9-rUmhrLzyef4b6dTmYt9v2KQEA4L_1GK20XUAl671Yt_5hkkPOw/s1422/IMG_4601.jpeg" imageanchor="1" rel="nofollow" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="1422" data-original-width="1170" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK9c_PmoZBAiQ38CwsK61Rop-iMyt5yOv0d6VtmhJXRiZzQ-pWlttGB7WG39NGmUucPR_VReNffzxSYAU5vHVRw5fBDrTAnNwVHMMOCgZMeNoXXAudQR7NOnBvjQPsseH9-rUmhrLzyef4b6dTmYt9v2KQEA4L_1GK20XUAl671Yt_5hkkPOw/w526-h640/IMG_4601.jpeg" width="526" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-43096187151627905032023-10-30T14:24:00.003-03:002023-10-30T14:24:50.578-03:00Uma competição diferente<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://teobaldohp.blogspot.com" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="964" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0ozGFzp8xbPNiUIo_-CynggG3B-vokuNlRDPoytsLypVxXiifaHgzXsrRBkFSKetCQ1H5p6xAyfaATlT_0PQYUsFSXRN9CEm4p08X5lUUUE7RYEsV4mEbC30OvuKqJ9PiP_9wfGpB6OBOjLMl9IQZ4eagfzu2GhzkYJUbPFZ_WcUMf9SpBaw/w386-h640/camp%20corno.jpg" width="386" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-6231624795902552232018-05-04T18:57:00.002-03:002018-05-04T18:57:37.764-03:00Batalha do PhotoshopVárias pessoas foram desafiadas na internet e receberam uma foto aleatória para fazer uma montagem com base nessa foto.<br />
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<br />Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-52535684585139090682018-05-04T18:29:00.005-03:002018-05-04T18:29:59.854-03:00Nova moda em Milão<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Dizem que ta fazendo um sucesso com os homens. Eu achei bonito.Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-50158739335985774472018-05-04T18:28:00.001-03:002018-05-04T18:28:23.282-03:00Bingo beneficente na zona<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Você que está duro (nos dois sentidos), não deixe de ir nesse bingo. É a sua chance de comer bem, pagando pouco.Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-52989663029881154072018-05-04T18:22:00.005-03:002018-05-04T18:41:23.564-03:00Assim fica difícil<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Convicção passou longe dessa aí.</div>
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Surrupiado do <a href="https://www.ahnegao.com.br/" target="_blank">Ah Negão!</a></div>
<br />Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-14280644351359550632018-04-27T00:16:00.000-03:002018-04-27T00:16:13.077-03:00Aquela piada velha que nunca perde a graça<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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Meu amigo Ruy, você tinha sim cabeça para o futebol. Também para o basquete, para o vôlei, para o judô, o golfe, a corrida de cavalo e mais uns 78 esportes diferentes.</div>
<br />Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-756729571542577892018-04-25T20:11:00.004-03:002018-04-25T20:11:40.619-03:00Sem cabelo, sem carta!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Se bate sol na careca dele e reflete nos olhos de outro motorista, pode causar um acidente de trânsito. Vai botar peruca se quiser dirigir!</div>
<br />Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-26817775059768338192018-04-25T20:08:00.000-03:002018-04-25T20:08:01.938-03:00E o Nobel de coragem vai para...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Se esse cara estivesse no universo Marvel, ele seria considerado mais corajoso que o médico que faz exame de próstata no Wolverine.</div>
<br />Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-4436828056036460002018-04-23T19:59:00.000-03:002018-04-23T19:59:08.678-03:00Eu S2 o brasileiro<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sério mesmo! O que dizer desse brasileiro que a cada dia que passa me surpreende mais e mais!?!<br />
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Selo Vin Diesel de qualidade!<br />
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<br />Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-36286590040286746452018-04-23T19:55:00.002-03:002018-04-23T19:55:54.404-03:00The Walking Dead Brazil<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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O profissional por trás do gerador de caracteres do Cidade Alerta tava com sentido zoeiro tinindo.Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-43175062060638061172018-04-23T19:48:00.002-03:002018-04-23T19:48:22.941-03:00O melhor amigo do homem?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Tenho certeza que do pedreiro que ficou a tarde inteira alisando isso, ele não é amigo.</div>
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Quanta inocência dessas pessoas...</div>
<br />Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-29436663901382361332018-04-18T00:30:00.002-03:002018-04-18T00:30:04.877-03:00Meu brasileiro favorito<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Quando dizem que o brasileiro é o povo mais criativo do mundo, é sério mesmo, não existem limites para a criatividade desse povo.</div>
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Esse é o melhor estabelecimento pra se ter numa cidade.</div>
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Você diz pra mulher que vai no material de construção comprar umas coisas pra fazer pequenos reparos na casa, aproveita e toma umas.</div>
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Você toma umas, e depois leva um sorvete pro filhão e faz uma média com a patroa.</div>
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Como diria meu amigo Vin Diesel...</div>
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<br />Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-46096059680471177512018-04-17T00:30:00.004-03:002018-04-17T21:16:10.394-03:00As melhores músicas européias (parte 1)Uma vez por semana você poderá apreciar uma bela, bonita e harmoniosa música clássica européia.<br />
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Começamos com Jožin Z Bažin de Ivan Mládek da República Tcheca.</div>
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Fica melhor se você acompanhar a letra da música:</div>
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Jedu takhle táborit škodou sto na Oravu.<br />
Spechám, proto riskuji, projíždím pres Moravu.<br />
Rádí tam to strašidlo, vystupuje z bažin,<br />
žere hlavne Pražáky, jmenuje se Jožin.<br />
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Jožin z bažin mocálem se plíží,<br />
Jožin z bažin k vesnici se blíží,<br />
ž Jožin z bažin už si zuby brousí,<br />
Jožin z bažin kouše, saje, rdousí.<br />
Na Jožina z bažin, koho by to napadlo,<br />
platí jen a pouze práškovací letadlo.<br />
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Projíždel jsem dedinou cestou na Vizovice.<br />
Privítal me predseda, rek mi u slivovice:<br />
"Živého ci mrtvého Jožina kdo privede,<br />
tomu já dám za ženu dceru a pul JZD."<br />
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Ríkám: "Dej mi predsedo letadlo a prášek,<br />
Jožina ti privedu, nevidím v tom hácek."<br />
Predseda mi vyhovel, ráno jsem se vznesl,<br />
na Jožina z letadla prášek pekne klesl.<br />
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Jožin z bažin už je celý bílý,<br />
Jožin z bažin z mocálu ven pílí,<br />
Jožin z bažin dostal se na kámen,<br />
Jožin z bažin tady je s ním amen.<br />
Jožina jsem dohnal, už ho držím, johohó,<br />
dobré každé lóvé, prodám já ho do ZOO.<br />
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De nada.</div>
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Acho que pode plantar maconha, só que na verdade é proibido. Entendeu?</div>
<br />Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-59501034599689590962018-04-17T00:30:00.001-03:002018-04-17T00:30:29.108-03:00Ficaste tão bonito monoteta<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Essa é a Maria depois de voltar de uma tal suruba.</div>
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Compre um papel higiênico e leve 11 rolas de 30cm?</div>
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CARALHO!!!</div>
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Mas nunca que eu compro uma boneca dessas!</div>
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Aí você acorda no meio da noite pra assaltar a geladeira, e a sua boneca já está lá assaltando a geladeira!</div>
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Eduardo Costa e Leonardo de dupla de ataque. Só se for pra atacar uma garrafa de cachaça.</div>
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Em tempo: Antes que critiquem, o Goiás comprou o Safadão do time do Ceará.</div>
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Meus parabéns! Ficou muito bom!<br />
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Agora tira isso que tá feio pra caralho!!Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37814199.post-28682870182796588512017-07-10T21:22:00.003-03:002017-07-10T21:22:58.196-03:00O policial mais legal do anoUm grupo de amigos estavam viajando em super carrões, quando um policial os seguiu e parou um deles. Veja no vídeo o que aconteceu:<br />
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Via: <a href="http://www.uhull.com.br/" target="_blank">Uhull</a>.Renanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17327612477304128294noreply@blogger.com0